Hometown: Don't really claim one. Was born in Chicago, but mostly grew up in Livingston, MT. Have lived all over Montana. Soon to be Helena.
Top 9 favorite albums: 9: Gratitude, Gratitude 8. Pearl Jam, Ten 7: 22 Jacks, Going North 6. Superdrag, Last Call for Vitriol 5. The White Stripes, Elephant 4. Brendon Benson, Lapalco 3. Big Wreck, In Loving Memory of ... 2. Foo Fighters, The Colour and the Shape 1. Far, Water and Solutions
Most culturally significant product in the past 20 years: It's slightly more than 20 years, but the NES. It's what kicked off the video game world as we know as far as I'm concerned. Yes I'm a nerd.
Light side or dark side: Light side
If you had the opportunity to be turned into a vampire, would you do it? I'd like to say yes, and just attack people that deserve it. But I'd cave one day and bite an innocent person. So no.
How do you feel when people ask you a lot of questions?: Fuck off
As President, what 3 laws would you change/enact?: 1: Too many stupid people, so you need a license to breed. 2: Enact an American version of the Autobahn. There would be unregulated speeds on the interstate system, unless within a designated distance of population centers or major hub. Tolls every 100 miles. But to do this we'd need to completely change American driving culture, get rid of vigilante drivers who think they need to regulate traffic. 3. Massive overhaul of the size of the federal government. This begins with strict campaign finance laws and the end of career politicians. All federal positions will have a term limit. This of course will trickle down to local government as well.
What video game character most explains you?: I'd like to say something cool like Gordon Freeman, from "Halflife" cause I'm a normal guy that likes to blow shit up. But really I'm like Roger Wilco from the "Space Quest" series. I'm a total dork. I try to be suave and funny, but come off like a jerk. Though in the end I'm an OK guy.
If you could set up the ultimate festival show with bands from any era, which five bands would be on the bill? Robert Earl Keen, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Pixies
If it was your day to "sleep with the fishes", what kind of pillow would you bring? One that floats
Give an example of a piece of art that is creepy to look at: American Gothic by Grant Wood. It's the one of the most recognizable pieces of American art, but it just gives me the chills.
If you could pick one way to kill off Jar-Jar Binks, how would you do it? Which Episode would it take place in? I'd shoot him out of a torpedo launcher into the bowels of the Death Star in Episode Four and hold off on blowing it up until the Emperor stopped by. Jar Jar would run loose and the entire station would commit suicide. Then blow up the Death Star with Jar Jar still inside. No need for Episodes Five and Six.
If you were trapped on an island and could choose one item to kill yourself with, what would you choose? Toss myself into a volcano, if one is available.
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"PC load letter!? What the fuck does that mean?" 