“I don’t have a problem with a little kid with a mohawk, I just wouldn’t buy Kool-Aid from him”
Name: Patrick Douglas
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Nickname: Diddy
Hometown: Great Falls, MT (formerly Fort Collins, Colorado)
Top 9 favorite albums: no particular order*
Led Zeppelin – III Opeth – Ghost Reveries Alice In Chains – Dirt Soundgarden – Louder Than Love Down – NOLA Pearl Jam – Vs. Iron Maiden – Powerslave Tool – 10,000 Days Megadeth – Countdown To Extinction
*This is a difficult question considering I could put down about 12 different Top 9 lists
Most culturally significant product in the past 20 years: The iPod
Light side or dark side: I like my side black.
If you had the opportunity to be turned into a vampire, would you do it? Not a big fan of biting people on the neck, so I’d have to go with no. Plus, it’d be hard to play basketball outside if I was a creature of the night.
How do you feel when people ask you a lot of questions?: Like I’m about to say something stupid
As President, what 3 laws would you change/enact?: - I’d pass a law that limits Ticketmasters grip on the industry, allowing for a fair and competitive system of ticket sales. C’mon, have you looked at the amount of charges? It’s like gas prices. - Rating systems on video games are retarded. Let’s get rid of that one. - In addition to a speed limit, let’s have a speed minimum too. Old people drive me nuts
What video game character most explains you?: Qbert
If you could set up the ultimate festival show with bands from any era, which five bands would be on the bill? in order of appearance (era of band)
Pearl Jam (Ten – 1991) Nirvana (Bleach – 1989) Johnny Cash (Folsom Prison – 1968) Black Sabbath (Masters Of Reality – 1971) Led Zeppelin (III – 1970)
If it was your day to "sleep with the fishes", what kind of pillow would you bring? One with a built-in DVD player and GPS navigation system
Give an example of a piece of art that is creepy to look at: Anything by Thomas Kinkade
If you could pick one way to kill off Jar-Jar Binks, how would you do it? Which Episode would it take place in? I’d have him sneaking around Jabba’s Palace in a droid costume in the very beginning of Episode VI. He gets caught by EV-9D9 and brought down to the torture chamber where his feet are burned to the bone by 8D8’s metal iron and just before they discover that he’s not really a droid, they draw and quarter him. Once it is discovered that he wasn’t really a droid, they take his body parts to Jabba, who drops them in the brine next to his throne. We only think that he’s eating some kind of frog, but it’s actually Jar Jar’s hand making annoying sounds. He slowly eats pickled Jar Jar parts and shits them out on the Rancor who takes joy in rolling around in it.
If you were trapped on an island and could choose one item to kill yourself with, what would you choose? A volleyball
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“I don’t have a problem with a little kid with a mohawk, I just wouldn’t buy Kool-Aid from him” 